Saturday, April 28, 2012

Dear Mr. Stephen Harper, Prime Minister of Canada – it has started again and I hate it!

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Today’s Blog Post
Dear Mr. Stephen Harper, Prime Minister of Canada – it has started again and I hate it!

Yesterday at dinner time another stupid call came from your Conservative Party of Canada.  The young man calling was not an original English speaker… with his slight accent it was evident that he was either not in Canada or was a recent recruit to your Conservative Party work place.

I listened to his “Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer”.

Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer? Yep – that was it.

This young fellow was reading from a script and trying his hardest to make it sound like he was sincere in what he was saying.

After identifying himself and telling me that he was calling on behalf of the Conservative Party of Canada he proceeded to tell me buckets of stuff about Monsieur Thomas Mulcair and what wretched person he was. His message stated that Mulcair was about to raise the Carbon Tax or place one on us… that dirty rotten Mulcair!  And when Mulcair gets away with this our Gasoline Tax and Price will rise yet again.

And he indicated that MULCAIR is a rotten idiot that I should be frightened of and about and because of and whatever.

What a bunch of Alberta Male Bovine Used Alfalfa!!!  Where do your Conservative Party of Canada folks dig this crap up?

I let the young man from the offshore calling service… or the downtown protesting student riots… say his whole ditty.

Then I asked him if he personally was a Conservative or if he worked for the Conservative Party of Canada.  The poor guy sputtered a little and said that he was working for a call agencies of some sort.

I have to confess that I was plain ole riled up by this stage. After tearing down Thomas Mulcair the way your message did… I was angry… really angry. I was still angry over the way that your Party was hacking at Bob Rae and what an idiot he is in his role as a flip flopper – you know NDP now Liberal. 

But now, 3 years plus away from a horrific possibility that Thomas Mulcair might become our next Prime Minister – your planners are now telling me to worry about a Carbon Tax and Higher Gas prices!???!

In case you have noticed – the GAS PRICES are rising under YOUR ADMINISTRATION – YOU are the Prime Minister that is doing nothing about it at all!  It isn’t Mulcair – it is you.

The caller yesterday pointed out to me that Mulcair was dangerous and should not be trusted.  It was bad timing – many of us can’t trust the present Government for almost everything.

Many of my friends are about to lose their jobs because of the decisions you and your Government Leaders have made.  And I wouldn’t trust anything that is happening now by you folks. Mulcair is small peanuts!

I told the young man on the telephone that I don’t trust you or your Government… and that many of my friends were about to lose their jobs. He asked what area that would be in (HEY he was listening!).

He sputtered a little and said, “So from what you said I guess you will not be making a Donation to the Conservative Party of Canada?”

I laughed out loud – (sorry young fellow…) what a funny thing to ask.  Tear Mulcair down… tell me how horrible he is and then ask me for money!  What a bunch of Alberta Male Bovine Used Alfalfa!!!!!

I said earlier that what the young fellow said was “Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer”. What is that?  Here it is…

Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer
At the start of each TV episode, Laverne and Shirley are seen skipping down the street, arm in arm, reciting a Yiddish-American hopscotch chant: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!" This then leads into the series' theme song which is entitled "Making Our Dreams Come True" and is performed by Cyndi Grecco. 

schlemiel : an inept clumsy person; a bungler; a dolt (Yiddish shlemil) 

schlimazel : a chronically unlucky person (שלימזל shlimazl, from Middle High German slim 'crooked' and Hebrew מזל mazzāl 'luck') (OED)

Hasenpfeffer (also spelled hasenfeffer) is a traditional German stew made from marinated rabbit or hare. Pfeffer is not only the name of a spice, but also of a 
dish where the animal's blood is used as a gelling agent for the sauce. 

Yep – what your party organizers and planners are offering Canadians now is pure “Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer”. That is inept clumsy person; a bungler; a dolt; chronically unlucky person; slim 'crooked'; 'luck'; producing a a traditional German stew made from marinated rabbit or hare; seasoned with Pfeffer; but also with the animal's blood is used as a gelling agent for the sauce. 

Why does it make so angry?  Why does it make so many of us Canadians angry?

Well it’s a simple answer.  YOU and the Conservative Party of Canada think we are stupid. You really do. No?  You say you don’t?  Well why call and tell me what a lowly opposition leader is planning to do three years from now… not now… when you are the Prime Minister of Canada!  He can do nothing now with your ultimate power and control factor – You HAVE A MAJORITY!

Yep! You offer Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer”.

Please stop calling.. please.. please – at least give me three years of no calls!

~ Murray Lincoln ~



Paul said...

I remember talking with a conservative voter just before the last election. He told me that if I voted for another party the price of gas would go up. He wanted to rely on a "strong, stable" party.

So where are we now. Too bad we have to wait so long to vote NDP.

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