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Today’s Blog Post
Even Our Polar Bears are Shivering
The biggest joke is that they are trying to guilt Canadians to death. Pointing at us and saying that we are at fault and that our Alberta Tar Sands oil extraction is at fault. The Second Biggest joke being told around the world is that we should do something about it or else the world will tip over and we all will die.
This conference is doing many things that we cannot see.
In the shots you will see crowds of people milling around outside of venues. You will see the TV cameras shooting scenes of angry protestors in the streets of Copenhagen – doing what protestors do best – get their photos taken…mess with police and try to act like idiots.
In Canada in the middle of the almost coldest winter that is recorded – try to tell good Canadians that there is climate change happening. We all know that it is a lie from the stupid people of the world that claim to know everything.
Canadians already have all that Copenhagen has happening now. We have a weekly dose of TV Cameras catching fights regularly on our TV sets. It is called HOCKEY… and there are lots of fights… the whole action takes place on ice. And at this time in our calendar year we can freeze our behinds off when we travel from hockey rink to the car on a cold night.
Some people mill around the venues outside as well because they are hanging around for a smoke – more than 27 meters from the entrance. The “smoking” that they do is called a “health break” at our Government Conferences – the ones that I attend at least. The fact that they exhale a substantial volume of smoke with one small cigarette is of little concern. For Canadians that don’t smoke it is a relief to see smoke coming from these addicted ones… it means that no one around them will have to perform CPR – they haven’t frozen to death!
Now to a delicate subject that will possibly bring down the wrath of animal lovers and tree huggers that will flame this Blog… the Polar Bears. Those poor darling Polar Bears that adorn our Twoonie ($2 Coin) in Canada.
As the Copenhagen conference opened a film about the Poor Polar Bears was released showing the poor thing floating on an ice pan… stranded miles from a shore and the safety of a Zoo. OMG the whole world gasped at the fate the poor little fella… all alone without a mommy to tuck him into bed… and the inference was that there was no supper for the loveable creature.
You dirty rotten Canadians are killing your northern pets!
Some dumb film maker didn’t tell the whole truth. The Polar Bear is covered with a hair that no other bear has. Each shaft of hair is hollow and is filled with air. The bear is covered with his own floatation device that will keep him floating forever… and the silly thing is warm – no matter how cold it is. EVERY CANADIAN KNOWS THAT! SHEESH!
But what about the ice flow and the Polar Bear being all alone?
DUH. Every Canadian knows that if you don’t want a Polar Bear in your camp sight you throw out some meat somewhere else to get him to go there. The camera man was guided there by some good old Canadian that knows about Bears and they put the meat down for the Polar Bear to climb up on the ice flow. The bear needed to eat… in fact he never stops eating… and was probably ready to eat the stupid environmentalist if the good old boy hadn’t lead the Polar Bear out to the ice flow.
And it was probably a Newfoundlander that was the good old boy that knew about the Bears and their habits. The stupid environmentalist had killed their sealing industry – now they came to do the same to the Polar Bears.
The Newfie was laughing on the inside actually. He knows that the Seal won’t eat an environmentalist… but a Polar Bear loves the fat of these city dudes.
Do you think that the poor old Polar Bear is basking on that Ice Flow now? NO DUMMY it is winter time! And when you show this Poor Old Bear film in the cold winter time… Canadians know you are nuts – and must be lying!
Now I am a Canadian that has traveled a fair bit. I am from Saskatchewan and like old Saskatchewanians we do one of two things when it is cold... we stay inside – or go to some where it is warm! DUH!
(It is too cold there to go outside and when environmentalists come along we give them a camera and let the idiot try to find a shivering Polar Bear – outside!)
In Kenya in 2007 I nearly died from a lack of oxygen. It seems that the Doctor that saw me gasping for breath in his office that one fateful day thought I might have COPD. For nearly two weeks I had traveled with the local people, walked their streets in Nairobi and did things that they do. Along with that I had breathed all their richly soaked in diesel fumes air. We couldn’t read the license plates on the vehicles in front of us because of the crap that was coming out of the exhaust pipes. 99% of the cars were polluting the air with filthy fumes!
I lived in Hong Kong for five years and breathed all that diesel laden air 24 hours a day. I was a human air filter as their “no standard” air control was in full affect – just like Kenya!
But you don’t dare pick on these ‘developing countries’ – where would you go for a holiday!!?
It makes more sense to pick on Canada and its lack of care for its poor old Polar Bears.
The real problem with air quality is the Spanish people in North America… with the volume of beans that they eat.. their gaseous output is voluminous! Every Saskatchewanian knows that – we have gone to Mexico and eaten beans!
“Come on… Murray… aren’t you a little concerned about environmental things? What about your great grandkids and what they will breath?”
Yep I am concerned just like everyone else. But I am also just plain frustrated when idiots blame us for what we haven’t done.
I want the truth to come out – not the Bull that helps raise more money for Crowds to fly to Copenhagen… and pay them all the time they are there! I MEAN I COULDN’T Pay for a ticket and don’t get paid to mill around and get in trouble with the Police of Denmark.
When you add up the fuel that was burned to get all those people milling around in Copenhagen – THEY ARE THE POLUTERS! NOT CANADIANS. We knew enough to stay inside and keep warm.
And idea just popped into my Canadian thinking. The next Summit on Climate Change should be held in Winnipeg, Manitoba at the corner of “Portage and Main”; or in Wawa, White River or a remote village along the Hudson Bay in Ontario.
If they did that… I can accurately predict that NO ONE WOULD BE MILLING AROUND OUTSIDE.
How stupid do these idiots think Canadians are? We would arrange for Polar Bears to mill around outside until the FAT ENVIRONMENTALIST came out.
~ Murray Lincoln ~
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Source:
http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2009/12/16/f-copenhagen-summit-climate-change-parry.html
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