Thursday, April 1, 2010

Communication Problems – 3d Bras and Hillary Babe

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Today’s Blog Post

Communication Problems – 3d Bras and Hillary Babe

Sometimes communication doesn’t make sense! Now that is a statement that should get your attention. Well maybe… or possibly… or I am not sure.

My wife and I were in the vehicle traveling some where this week and the local radio station offered a new advertisement for an apparently new store – or a store with a new product. The excited young lady speaking was almost tripping over her words as she described her delight in discovering the new “3D Bra”.

Now get this picture. We are in the vehicle driving. This is a Radio Advertisement that has no pictures or video. The only video is in your head. How does your brain interpret or process the words “3D Bra”? I mean it is happening right at this moment for you… what picture does your brain conjure up?

My wife Alida looked at me and was about to ask the obvious when I popped the question… “What is a 3D Bra?” Her reply was obvious as well. “I have no idea!”

We both know about the 3D Movies where you have to wear special glasses to make things pop out – off the screen and almost make you want to quiver and hide. Things are bigger than life and rather threatening…like “Avatar 3D” full of amazing colours and the stuff that you are seeing is right there… just a few feet from your face… you can almost feel it whiz by…

Now a 3D Bra – that is a new one.

Talk about a communication problem. I am not sure the Bra Store that created this ad knew what they were doing… but maybe they did… and this is the newest and most amazing, gutsy ad campaign in our little Peterborough ever.

I am sure that it ranks right up there as “dangerous” for most senior men as they drive on Senior’s Day to Shoppers Drug Mart for free coffee and cookies. It is almost as distracting as using a Cell Phone I am imagining.

But as Alida and I discussed it we decided maybe that it has something to do with size… like A, B, C, or D… and the 3 is added for some strange reason??? Didn’t make sense either.

This is a communication problem for sure. Cute – but a problem. I just have to go down to the store and ask the obvious “What is a 3D Bra?” but not without my wife of course… ahem! But I kind of know here answer already, “I am not doing that!”

Communication problems are everywhere!

This past few days we have had the previous royal lady of the USA in our fine country. What a piece she is. “Hillary Babe”, 67th Secretary of State for the USA was in our country.

While she was here she spewed three times to try to ruffle the feathers of the Conservative Canadian Government. Off the cuff statements supposedly were tossed around for the media to hear, off the cuff suggestions were made and then she popped back home again. Kind of like an air head attending a party, dropping some comments to make people mad and then leaving the party in a snit.

No I am not calling “Hillary Babe” an air head. That is a communication problem you have. I said that she is “kind of like an air head that dropping into a party”… you can read.

Part of the communication problem that I have is that I am reading articles that are written by men and women that are politically charged and politically published in news paper and media places that are either Liberal or Conservative in their bend.

Simply put – if the Liberals like this story is printed in this newspaper. If the Conservatives like it the other newspaper will report it. If they don’t the converse is true or is that reverse… or perverse?

I don’t really know why she said things like this? Maybe she had on a 3D Bra.

The girl on the radio add told my wife and I with a little giggle, that it felt like she had nothing on when she wears the 3d Bra – suggesting freedom to say and do as you feel to. That is my reasoning for “Hillary Babe” wearing the 3D Bra… and when she does well… she just feels free to say what she feels to say.

Communications problem…? What the dickens does a Secretary of State do and say anyway? Most secretarial types that I have worked with just listen. Then at the appropriate time she or he will give the Boss some suggestions to make things better.

But maybe… just maybe the “Hillary Babe” that was in Canada was NOT the former royal lady of the USA… she was an Avatar wearing a 3D Bra… and talking some strange form or political language of agitation.

Dear Hillary Babe – Canada is used to that kind of thing happening. Charlie De Gaul did it a few years ago when he told all of Canada that Quebec should live long. We all knew that… he just wanted to tell us in French – so most in Canada wouldn’t understand. Communication problems we are familiar with.

Now the great suspicions are that Mikey I. – our political opposition leader put her up to it –put her up to it… because he is Liberal and so is she! But that is a rumour started by Conservatives I am sure.

I have communication problems… and I am still trying to figure out what the dickens a 3d Bra does or what it looks like and how it works and will we see it if we don’t have 3D glasses. Hillary Babe hardly matters when we have this 3D Bra problem…. Hokey Mokey! This is not an April’s fool posting!!!!! Maybe foolish and happening on April Fools Day…but it is NO JOKE!!!!

~ Murray Lincoln ~
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Source:
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/opinions/why-was-hillary-clinton-so-hot-under-the-collar/article1519231/

http://www.springerlink.com/content/tgm27051n1506l03/

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