RED ALERT – RED ALERT – for Women and Men over 50

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Today’s Blog Post
RED ALERT – RED ALERT – for Women and Men over 50

You will know that in Canada we have now in place a Country Wide warning system when children disappear or potentially have been abducted. It is called an “Amber Alert”. In some cases this has been very successful in seeing children returned to their parents and saved from potential harm.

This Blog Posting is intended to introduce to the “Red Alert” which is now dealing with folk on the other end of the spectrum.

My sister is a Nurse Practioner. She is a highly trained, with wide range of experience in every area of medicine and has worked for many years in the medical field. This morning in a “Red Alert” she sent me this information that she asked me to pass on to my readers.

I think this “Red Alert” that needs to be broadcast in every province of Canada at this time! In fact as I read over the information shared below I was shocked.

With this tremendous heat wave in Eastern Canada I can honestly say that I have witnessed exactly what we are warned about with this publication. Women and Men everywhere, in the Mall, on the street, in Fast Food Restaurants, - literally everywhere… have shown the results of what is really happening.

I do feel a deep sadness for the fate of these folks.

Please read with caution. If you can identify with what is reported here… I can help. I will pass on your suggestions to my sister and perhaps she will know what to do for you! To do so – simply go to the comment section of this Blog and respond.

Thanks so much for participating in the “Red Alert”!

RED ALERT – RED ALERT – Women - Part One
Some of you may have already been warned of this.....

You've heard the dreadful stories about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves?

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine?

I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.

Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans.

And then the thieves struck again.

My bum was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier.

But my new bum was attached at least three inches lower than my original, and was at least three sizes bigger! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favour of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched.

One morning I was drying my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time.

What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey's neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night....

RED ALERT – RED ALERT – Men - Part Two
Stunned by what happened to my body parts I felt hurt and alone.

But it had not stopped with just me. I looked at my husband and the thieves had done the job on him as well. It must have happened at the same time as they worked on my body.

His once vibrant shape has radically changed.

When he puts on his Bermuda Shorts the most pathetic thing has taken place. His spindly legs barely support his frame. The legs once had a strong muscle tone. Now the skin hardly covers the bones below. He shouldn’t wear shorts any more.

He tried to wear shorter shorts on these very hot days. But when he sat in the mall drinking his “Iced Coffee” at Tim Horton’s, something was hanging out of his shorts on one side. I wouldn’t have noticed except that the lady at the next table frantically waved at me in warning… I was so embarrassed for my husband. Oddly enough he didn’t seem to care!

But the thieves didn’t stop with his leg muscles.

In complete mischief-mode they took another man’s belly and somehow stuck it up under his chest cavity. After they had placed the excess material there… it sunk heavily. Fortunately his belt caught the excess and holds it in one gigantic round bubble. However the belt cannot support all of the extra belly… and another two have formed below that in two excess rolls.

My husband used to be a Hunk when we were younger. Sadly that is not true any longer.

They took his arm muscles as well. But when they did so they left the excess skin. When he used to stand in front of the Mirror and do the “Charles Atlas” thing… we giggled together. Now each bicep is gone and flaccid skin covers the bone.

So help me I do not understand the next part either. The boobs I once had, he now has. I do not know how the thieves transferred mine to him! Man Boobs are not too sexy! Replacing his once tight pectorals with these things… is cruel.

When he was undressing last week I noticed that he has no bum at all. His butt has disappeared. I think they took his butt and put it on mine! What he has now is wrinkled and limp skin hanging below that heavily strained belt that hold his belly up.

So… this is a RED ALERT for people my age. There are thieves and very mischievous persons out there. If you see them run. Don’t bother calling 911… unless of course you have massive chest pains, pain down your arms, dizziness, etc… you know all the rest of that stuff that you have been warned about already

WARN YOUR FRIENDS! And have a great day!

~ Murray Lincoln ~
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