Sunday, January 17, 2010

Christians – Obama – Muslims

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Christians – Obama – Muslims

The email screams….Quote…

"IT IS WHAT IT IS" sickening
Then it states…
" It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless, minority; keen to set brush fires in people's minds..."-Samuel Adams
And goes on as follows…

Obama cancelled the National Day of Prayer service traditionally held at the Whitehouse. Now.......this. The islamic prayer day last week at the Whitehouse.

For Obama to continue as our President is an insult
to our founding fathers (and to all Americans).

If you question the impact of the above picture, I would suggest you get a copy of the book The Sword of the Prophet by Serge Trifkovic. It is well researched and documented, so is trustworthy. Anyone who believes that 'Islam is not a major threat to our freedom and country' has their head in the sand. This includes Obama himself.

End quote…

This email came to me from some fellow Christians. They passed it on – because they thought I should know – I think. Maybe even they believed it.

My Question…
Why do Christians act this way... I mean ... get all upset with someone that they think should act a certain way(their way)...and then send out silly emails like this. I know they are forwarding this by way of information for me. Thanks a million!

When I go to prayer with the Islamic People and when I am in the Mosque with them - I TAKE OFF MY SHOES TOO. YES I do PRAY with THEM! They were treating me as their guest. I was honored to be there. YES I have Islamic Friends!!!

When I am in the Jewish Synagogue I place the small back cap on that they give me also.

Why wouldn't Obama do the same? I am a Pastor and he is President - why wouldn't he do the same out of respect?

The whole email and story is a ‘CROCK’ by whacky people telling part of the truth...

The actual Photo shown here was taken in Turkey in April 2009 when he visited there... read the following
http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/j/jumamah-capitol-steps.htm

Obama stated something also that was twisted beyond recognition... (this was stated in Turkey 2009)

His exact remark was, “I’ve said before that one of the great strengths of the United States is…that although we have a very large Christian population, we do not consider ourselves a Christian nation or a Jewish nation or a Muslim nation we consider ourselves a nation of citizens.”

This is REALLY TRUE - that is what the USA is and also what CANADA is... so let's get over it and start living like Christians - maybe the Islamic people would like what they might see. So far what I see is so far off the map of so called Christian stuff that it turns me off as well. Yikes!

The fact is that the Religiously Conservative element is anti anybody that doesn’t tow their line and support their causes!

I do not understand American Politics at all – even though I have roots in that country and also relatives and friends living there. I don’t understand why they are so adamant on knowing what each other vote – having to declare it. And if they are not what others are in a certain area they will not work, or do whatever because they will be disdained by the opposite group in their community.

Most of the Whacko Religious nut Christians that originally send out these stupid emails... are plain devious, deceitful and well... maybe even liars... which makes me wonder if they are Christians... how can some one that lies and then says they are Christian be a Christian. My Bible says they are going to Hell - if they lie.

You might like to check out http://www.assistnews.net/Stories/2010/s09120219.htm  - good comments here...
and... in Snopes
http://search.atomz.com/search/?sp-q=Islamic+prayer+time+at+the+White+House&x=29&y=5&sp-a=00062d45-sp00000000&sp-advanced=1&sp-p=all&sp-w-control=1&sp-w=alike&sp-date-range=-1&sp-x=any&sp-c=100&sp-m=1&sp-s=0

I will stand up for a Jewish person wherever and whenever I can. I will support an Islamic person wherever and whenever I can. I will even listen to Whacko Christian nut case… for at least one Whacko Forwarded Email… then I nuke ‘em.

I stand for balance and don’t mind saying so. How can I treat one part of my world with such disdain and then cuddle up to the other?

I was raised to treat all men with respect. I trust and care. But men and women throughout my life have done things that have made me lose respect and trust. Most of the ones that have done that to me have not been Islamic or Jewsih – but rather ‘Good Old Down to Earth, Bible Thumping, Solid as the day is long – Christians!” They are the ones that I have some problems with… not all of them… but that is just like the Islamic and Jewish people.

God help us all – even the Religious Christians that only know themselves by being able to put someone else down.

So here is to the Emails that are Forwarded to everyone from everyone's email list... Forward Together... Here! Here!

And here is to a “Workable Delete Key”! Wahooo!

By the way… did you see Mr. Obama, Mr Bush and Mr. Clinton stand together because of what the USA can do for Haiti?

Can you even try to imagine Prime Minister Stephen Harper, with Mr. Dion, Mr. Chretien and any other living former Prime Minister of Canada standing together… too funny! In Canada that will never happen – and we are Christian.

~ Murray Lincoln ~
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Friday, January 15, 2010

Trying to Comprehend the Disaster

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Trying to Comprehend the Disaster

It is starting to happen deep within me. I think the first realization of how terrible it is – started this morning as the announcer on TV was speaking.

A bull dozer was carrying a whole bucket full of Moms, Dads, Aunties, Uncles, Sons, Daughters to the pit that had been dug for the dead. The words flowed easily from the announcer’s mouth, “Mass graves of 5000 bodies….” That was not one grave – but rather mass graves – in the plural.

Estimations now are that at least 50,000 people are dead. That is the conservative estimate – only. It could well be much higher than this number.

Unlike the Tsunami of South East Asia, the Haitian Horror following the earthquake, they are not even recording the bodies that are cast into the open pit. There is no possibility that later the relatives might be able to identify their loved one. The fact is that whole families are gone. No one is left at all.

Now the reports say that the next level of crisis is potentially about to take place. Without clean water and clean surroundings added to the already wounded and badly crushed bodies – there will be far more deaths taking place. Perhaps even more could die than did in the initial earthquake.

I tried to bring these facts to my street and my city.

In the initial quake the equivalent to the entire city of Peterborough died in a very short few minutes as the buildings fell on them. In the next few days another equivalent to Peterborough will possibly die without clean water.

The bulldozers could well scoop up all the folk from my street in one bucket full. And then in one simple push our bodies would arrived one on top of the other to the pit. If my kids survived the horror, they will have a mound of earth indicated where we ‘might be’ lying… but no one will know.

When Haiti recovers it will be years before the countries mental health will recover or stabilize.

I am overwhelmed by what I am seeing. I cannot digest it at all. I cannot process what I have received. It is too large to cope with. I realize that my system is shutting down slowly with the impossible task of even coping with what I know now.

I think today of the Soldiers and Marines – the World Military personnel that will have to cope with what they see and smell. God help them to do what they can. And help me not to withdraw.

Controversy over Proroguing Canadian Government, Noisy Liberals, Committees of treatment of Afghanistan Prisoners in Canada seems so very unimportant now. Even the Winter Olympics in Canada have lost its lustre in light of what has happened.

It is like planning a wonderful holiday and having your suitcases packed and ready to go. Then someone close to you passes away very suddenly… the world changes in a heart beat. The normal world will not be real anymore. Flying away to a warm winter retreat is just so stupid!

Some how my world has changed and will not likely be the same.

That happened one day in 2001. It was a Tuesday morning and I was just finishing a conversation with my doctor in his office. My cell phone rang and my daughter asked if I had seen the TV that morning. She had just witnessed the first airplane go through the building in New York. Her shaky voice told me how shook up she was by what she had seen.

My world changed from that few minutes on…. The way it did this week when I saw the first few photos coming to the TV screen at 7 AM.

I must maintain my own spirit through this upheaval of disastrous reporting. I must.

Some one reminded me again... that in the last days there would earth quakes… lots of them.

Today I must get a hold on me and move forward. I must. How about you? How are you coping?

~ Murray Lincoln ~
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Thursday, January 14, 2010

Touching the Hearts of Real People - Nisbet Lodge, Toronto, Ontario

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Touching the Hearts of Real People

As the 90+ year old Asian Lady clutched the Teddy Bear to her chest and then tucked him under her chin… I gulped. I couldn’t believe the affection and the instant claim that this Teddy Bear was hers!

When I carved the Face for this Teddy Bear in my workshop I never considered who might love the little guy again… nor the problem that he might cause…???

Earlier in the day…
I don’t know what I expected yesterday. When my wife and I headed down the highway to Toronto I wasn’t really sure what to expect. Later in the evening as we headed home, I had a smile on my face… and a new warmth in my heart. It is a long story that has just been re-started again. I think that is the best way to describe it.

“Misty Hollow Carving” and Murray Lincoln had been invited to come to Nisbet Lodge, 740 Pape Ave in Toronto. Through volunteer Alice Blackwell the invitation and meeting had been arranged. Alice’s excitement and organizational skills had brought it all about. (Thank you so much Alice!)

The Planning Stages…
Nisbet Lodge is a Long Term Senior’s Home that has a variety of folk living there. Many different nationalities and ages are represented – each with a unique care level. Many are in wheel chairs or need assistance to keep mobile. Above all they are bright and keen.

Nisbet Lodge is a high rise building reaching up to the 13th Floor with the Penthouse Activity Room. Everyone that would come to the meeting arrived by elevator.

The set up for the meeting was done by placing tables in a “U” shape that allowed the seniors to role up to.

My plan was to pass my wood carvings around the table for the folk to touch and feel the wood as I told them stories about each piece.

On each table I placed one Teddy Bear with a Carved Face that was then ready to greet the folk coming at 2 PM.

As the folk rolled into the room and situated themselves around the table they reached out to touch the Teddy Bears sitting on the table. Most looked at the Bear and touched his or her face. As I looked around the room every one was participating already – even before the meeting would begin. Perfect – interaction was taking place between people of another generation and Misty Hollow Carvings. What a delight!

After my talk began I noticed the little Asian Lady and her retrieval of the Teddy Bear. She had the bear tucked under her chin and against her chest. As she cuddled the Bear she caressed the Little Guy as if it was her baby. As I spoke I kept looking back the two – the Bear and the Lady. She was lost to her thoughts and interaction. She likely didn’t hear a word that I spoke and the wonderful stories that I was telling about my carvings.

The meeting was a great success and the possibilities of coming again are good.

One of the residents by the name of Russ came along (in the photo with me). He took time to fetch his wood carvings from his room, from the wall and the small shelves that helped decorate his place on eth 11th floor.

Russ told me that he had started carving in the Second World War. It happened when he saw the other guys sitting with their pocket knives and carving. The talking together and the idea of making something was fascinating for him. A little over 60 years ago be began to whittle objects for others to admire and has not stopped.

On Russ’ small work table that was attached to his wheel chair was a selection of his carvings. One in particular struck me. It was an old lady sitting in her chair and reading a book. It was not assembled as the more modern way accomplishes carving, but rather carved from one solid block of wood. That included the woman, the book and the chair that she was sitting in. No power tools of special chisels – just a pocket knife that took away all that wood that wasn’t needed.

I had met a Master Carver. He sits in his room and plays the harmonica along with ‘Stompin Tom Connor’s’ CD. Russ was a musician in his younger years as well… as a carver. What an interesting man!

One by one in that meeting of yesterday I met some fascinating folk. Each had a hidden, or maybe better to say, unknown talent. Like the lady that was an artist in her younger years that expressed so clearly the feeling she felt as she looked at the carved Bear. It was touching for her to tell me what I knew – but few people recognize. Only another artist could feel and describe it the way she did.

The photos below will tell the story better than the words.

After packing up and about to leave the building a half hour later, the activity director met us at the front door with the lost Teddy Bear in her arms. She was also hugging it. Carefully the staff had found another Teddy Bear and replaced the one that the dear Asian Lady had loved so well all afternoon. As she passed it to me I felt a deep guilt for taking the Bear with me.

NOTE to SELF:
It is bad to let emotions be involved when you are selling Teddy Bears. Yikes.

Yes I will go back some day to speak with Russ. I can’t wait to be there again with my new friends.

Thank you to Alice and the Activity Staff of Nisbet Lodge. I loved it!

~ Murray Lincoln ~
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Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Possible Words to Use in Sermons – Part Five

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Possible Words to Use in Sermons – Part Five


Changing directions in one rapid movement. The sermons have been way too long! In doing so my wife’s cousin passed along this list of words to me to consider. And because I love using words I re-publish them here.

I am suggesting that “some” may be excellent words for sermons coming up.

Here is the “Washington Post's Mensa Invitational 09” which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an ***hole.

3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.(Samson did it so did Delilah – to keep the word ‘laid’ Biblical)

7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the Person who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. And the winners are:

1. Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

3. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.

6. Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

7. Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.

bThe formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with yiddishisms

15. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent, n . An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

~ Murray Lincoln ~
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Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Sermonizing, Preaching, Speaking, Talking, Persuading, Screeching – Snapshots of Change – Part Four

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Sermonizing, Preaching, Speaking, Talking, Persuading, Screeching – Snapshots of Change – Part Four

This series is like a really long sermon! The congregation is tired of listening and the preacher is ready to go to out to eat – NOW!

As I wrote yesterday about the culture shift that I have personally experienced working within the church, I suggested that things will change rapidly. That change will deeply affect a host of things I am convinced.

Let me try to outline the shifts that I have witnessed up to this point in my life and ministry. I will try to do it as a series of snapshots – something like looking at a photo album with you.

Snapshot One
Since about the 1950s among Evangelical Churches there has been a great emphasis on bigger and bigger buildings. The apex of that movement seemed to take place at a few different places over this past few years. The apexes are a little like a series of mountain ranges that you pass over when flying, they go in rows and rows, or ridges running parallel to each other.

In the 1970s to 1980s there was a flurry to build massive in order to accommodate thriving influxes of Bus Ministry Kids. Every church was doing it… buying old clunker buses and then developing a system to haul in larger and larger number of kids – doing Evangelism like a farmer harvesting potatoes. Dig em out, scoop em up and dump them into a truck to take to the weigh scales.

Then the Bus Bubble Burst. The Government caught on to cheap buses being bought to carry precious cargos of kids – and deemed it unsafe.

The Bus Ministry went flop and big churches floundered with many empty class rooms.

Snapshot Two
Mid Week Children’s Ministry rose quickly in the 1970s. The need for facilities was great. The musty basement was a shame to put kids in each Tuesday or Thursday night for the club program… so build bigger… with more and better facilities.

This boom of ministry was almost over in 1980 as cultural shifts in the community were beginning in the larger cities with immigration changing whole neighbourhoods. The place that the church once found kids for Sunday School and Kids Clubs were now changing colour. This was specially true in the cities. Little towns were pretty much one colour still and not much changed.

With the changes in the city the Head Office of all things about Kids Clubs made radical decisions to change the old program to accommodate the new realities of the cities changing.

In the Pentecostal Assemblies of Canada the leadership realized that the name of their National Children’s Ministry was a bad name. It was called “Crusaders”. The direct reference by the original designer of the program went back to the crusades conducted into Jerusalem to free it from the horrible barbarians that had invaded it. It was very British and Western mentality – free the Sin Encompassed world – free the people in Jerusalem.

In Canada in the 1980s a steady stream of ‘barbarians’ were immigrating to our country and filling the cities with new people. The fact that many were descendants of the people that had once invaded Jerusalem and had been pursued by Crusaders that had killed their early relatives by the hundreds of thousands in the name of Jesus(the Church) – kind of still stuck in their throats.

On the side, the opposition to the Western Armies in Afghanistan now keeps raising the ugly term as they call the invading forces “Crusaders” in 2010.

Many in the church thought the name change was a departure from the original intent – a softly militant, mini army of children that would be formed into little Christian Soldiers – who one day would take over the church leadership.

Societal changes dropped Kids Club programs in favour of other kinds.

NOTE: I was the National Leader of the Pentecostal Crusaders and went through that mega change and up heave in the church.

Churches that built bigger and better now had old posters on the wall of the Crusader Days of Glory. Sheesh! And there were few to no kids coming.

Snapshot Three
The energy, stress, organizational pressure that it took to run huge bus ministries and well oiled children programs was over whelming. Committed leaders became older and more tired. Most quit at the end of their 10 year or Life Sentences.

It became much easier to hire young professionals and call them “Youth Pastors”. These YPs were given the task of building an outreach to the youth of the community. The kids of the Kids Club grew up, the parents that ran the programs were too tired and the easiest was to get a professional YP to do what you were too tired to do.

This new Youth Ministry Movement required better buildings and more facilities. If the church had not built for the Kids Club or the Bus Ministry it sure needed to build for the new YP. The poor young fella couldn’t do much in that ratty old basement. And if we didn’t do something soon the Teens would be at the Mall and messing around where they shouldn’t be messing.

YPs were the key to reaching the community. Mega Youth Groups grew out of nothing and were featured stories at Minister Conferences. The large youth group could even be bragged about. Look at the kids we are reaching!

Pastors that once bragged about Sunday School Busing now switched to Youth Ministry bragging.

I switched from being a Children’s Ministry expert to a Youth Pastor expert. In one church the climax or monument to my abilities took place. We had 250 teens, college/university students and young married couples! They were the heart of the vibrant church of 1500. The old people loved it and funded it in wonderful ways.

Then the shift came in this area. Poof! Communities introduced 7 days a week shopping, open on Sunday, and in some cases all night long store opening. Added to that the data and call centres began to flourish as job opportunities for young adults – with 24 hours a day shift work!!!

One more thing – education became more important than working in the local area. Students became more interested in their future than their fun. This caused a drop off radically at the grade 10 – grade 11 split.

Unless the church was in a city the youth group ministry would fluctuate up and down as kids grew up, moved away and went to University or College. The group would not appear again until the siblings of that student came of age. The ministry in small towns pulsated with the coming and going.

Then it died down right down….unless there was a real good YP in place. But most of these dudes grew up too. The struggle to do your thing with teens that kept moving and the fact that you had a salary that would not pay off your student loan from your theological college – made you take a Senior Pastor role – where the bucks doubled your salary.

The youth ministry era would flourish where ever the church can afford the larger salaries that are needed for these YPs.

Snapshot Four
Suddenly in about the start of the 1990s new attitudes started coming to the horizon. The ideas were scary to say the least. There wasn’t one, there were a whole conglomeration of things that unsettled the church that had built and bettered and biggered themselves to catch the religious wave and keep current.

New people were starting churches in strip malls of all places! They rented instead of buying and building! Add to that their music was plain nuts – not churchy at all. No organ, no piano, no choir, no nothing that we were familiar with. And the Pastor sat on a Stool to Talk – not in a pulpit! God help us!!!

This was the upheaval that we did not expect.
Then as a further extension of the strip mall church… why rent or even buy one of these places for a church.. why not have church in someone’s home? You know the way that Paul did it???!

The ultimate extension that is evident now.. why go to church at all!? I am more with God in the forest or in the canoe than in church. All they want is my money.

Large churches that had built between 1980 to 2010 were not yet paid off. And with this upheaval period surrounding them, the seniors started dieing off. Some of them still hated the new music and many criticized the lack of doing it the old way. But most just died of old age.

Snapshot Five
The constant belief that if you get a better preacher, preaching much better sermons, preaching or ‘sharing’ in a different way – people will come and fill the emptying sanctuary again. It is valiant theory. But it is a theory based and planned inside of church.

99% of what the church does is based inside of its walls and focuses 100% on the churches needs. It just has to be that way in order to be that way to keep the machine and building going.

Young couples that may come can not bear any more debt – they are maxed out personally. Many cannot even tithe the way that Grandpa and Grandma used to.

Soccer programs are cheaper and more rewarding than church. The values and ethics taught are the same as church. And the fellowship that comes from connecting with other people your own age is not found in church.

Christianity is still part of their lives – but they are out there doing something with it. Not inside listening how it once was… and some one telling them that they need to get out there and do it.

They simply went and did it and are doing it.

They do get calls from the church for the plate of sandwiches that are needed for the funeral this week… but that isn’t cutting it.

Reality…?
Much of the church still thinks that if you get a better sermon, a better pastor, a better something(just not sure what) people will come.

Unless the church is able to become the “Avatar Church of Tomorrow” – did you get that “A.C.T” – it is very hard to see what might come of large buildings that are not able to be…. And one Avatar movie only cost $500,000 USD!!!!!!!

Now I bring my Addendum forward…
Sermonizing is a huge miracle in the church – where a preacher prepares something he thinks he should say – and the Holy Spirit works in spite of it – and even possibly because of it!

And I add…
The church getting out of its building and into the community… will be the greater miracle. The community feeling welcome and being able to use the building as a key place will make a huge difference.

But you know… if we just Sermonize better, Preach more brilliantly, Speak more clearly, Talk with greater practicality, Persuading more powerfully, Screech just a little louder… maybe we can fill this church again. Duh!

Change is coming – or maybe it has already happened… Yikes!

~ Murray Lincoln ~

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Monday, January 11, 2010

Sermonizing, Preaching, Speaking, Talking, Persuading, Screeching – Culture Shifts – Part Three

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Sermonizing, Preaching, Speaking, Talking, Persuading, Screeching – Culture Shifts – Part Three

I fall asleep in church – just like the Seniors do. Now I know I am old too. Never wanted to do that – but it happened.

But it has been happening since I was young. To stay engaged and listen closely to what is being said by a speaker is a finely tuned talent that is something of exercising… the more you do the better you get. It is conditioning pure and simple.

What David Grant said so plainly, Jesus never preached long sermons. Paul did but Jesus didn’t. Paul’s sermon one time was so long that a young man fell asleep and fell out of a second story window… and died as a result of the fall. There was prayer and he was raised from the dead.

In that it was a Doctor that wrote the story I was never sure that it was added for detail about the true wonder that a man was revived, or that any one actually survived Paul’s long sermons.

Paul likely HAD TO Preach longer than the normal in that he might not be back for a while… or maybe never. We need to see that there was no email, no Cell Phone, and no snail mail. The mail services were even slower than a snail.

Sermonizing has greatly changed over the years.

There was a point that the Minister was the best educated in the community. There was also a point in time when the collecting or assembling of people into one place – the church square, the church service, and the milling around outside the church when leaving – provided the community connection – once a week.

With the nightly news on TV you do not need to do that any longer. With the addition to almost every community of Coffee Shops there is little need to meet people on Sunday when you have talked each day of the week. Sunday is a day to do something different and have a rest from your friends.

I entered church when I was born. I stayed in it until I could escape at around 17 or 18. I came back again when I needed to get married. Then finally back again when I saw the value of the message that the church was offering for my Life.

I was so impressed with the interaction between people in that small church in Oakville, that I continued to attend… Sunday Morning, Sunday Evening and Wednesday Evening. I listened to the preacher Preach three times a week.

There was a bit of sacrifice to get there that often. I was getting something out of the services I thought so I kept coming and going.

The part that was the very best was the meeting of new people when church was over. The talking part was super. The mid-week programs that one could involve the self in were very helpful.

The preaching wasn’t that good. The mannerisms of the preacher were painful. And the man did repeat himself quite a few times.

In spite of the preacher I got something out of it all. If nothing else I read more Bible as he talked on and on. I do multitasking well and reading while he was talking was easy.

That was in 1968… a long time ago.

I became a preacher by 1974. I studied hard and long to achieve the status. I loved telling stories and involving people in the message. I loved the possibilities of doing something with what I talked about. The deep explaining of the Greek, Hebrew and Latin and whatever was done to impress the congregation that I was smarter than they were – wasn’t my thing.

I soon learned that with the church I was getting involved with I only needed to make sure that the Preaching was well developed to engage the folk.

Then my competition came along to disturb me just a little bit.

Up to that point in whatever community I lived in – I was one of the best Preachers out of all the churches in town. The other ministers all were dry, could care less, were bored stiff, and were so short in time that they COULDN’T STIR anyone. They now sooner started than they stopped.

One minister told me that his coming to the church was based on the fact that he was NOT TO GO BEYOND 12 minutes. It was in his kind of contract… or work ethic.

My competition was Jimmy Swaggart. Nope – he wasn’t on TV yet. He was on 33 1/3 Long Play Records – over and over again. For those that do not know this Jimmy – he is a TV Evangelist of Fame or No Fame now.

Some one in our congregation had purchased the records and then passed them on to me after they nearly wore them out. This guy was a great story teller and a passionate preacher with a southern drawl.

Another minister in our area borrowed the records from me. The next time he preached and I was in his service, he could even put on Swaggart’s drawl. No kidding – he was peaking perfect Canadian English Accent as he led the song service and gave the announcements – but when he went into his preaching – he switched accents and even mannerisms.

I gulped and was embarrassed that I had loaned the LPs to this guy! He was a sponge. But people loved it.

It was a little like dressing up like Elvis Presley and doing an imitation at the front of the church each Sunday.

The changing culture around the preachers were having a deep affect on them. Guys that had been to Bible College openly confessed that they preached like a certain Professor from College – because they loved his “style”.

Others like myself that had no Professor influencing me – and had listened to too many preachers over the years – couldn’t decide on who I should like to be.

I could have been H.H. Barber, our home pastor in Regina when I was a boy, who kicked his foot in the air and flipped his head forward when he got excited – until his “Brill Creamed” hair fell across his forehead. We knew that that point that you better listen as H.H. Barber was closer to God than any one in church – at that moment!

I could have been like G. R. Upton, the guy that followed Barber at our church… soft and sensible in his preaching, stirring you to the point that you just might cry with what he was telling you.

Then with J.H. Law following him – the fiery evangelist type that got excited – whew – what should I be?

When I made the decision that I would take on the Pastoral Role and lead and care for people… it was a long while before I could become me in Preaching. What deeply affected me was the way people stayed awake or fell asleep when I was talking.

Noise kept people awake. Movement helped too. Coming off the platform to walk among the folks nearly caused heart attacks to happen – but no one slept again.

After all these years I have realized some important things. Without style, noise, action and some good stories mixed into the presentation you better keep it short.

My Anglican, Presbyterian and United Church Minister friends had to keep it short… because they wore too many robes to move around. The Catholic in them kept them away from the people and behind a podium.

But then there was more cultural shifts. TV started putting on better preachers than the local guy you listened to. People started telling preachers that they sound just like the TV Evangelist… or that the Preachers sermon was the same as the TV Guy two weeks ago.. same word… same text… same idea. Hmmm?

More was required of the minister in the community. He didn’t have time to spend hours upon hours in study. He was connecting better with the community. He was golfing and curling and playing baseball and doing whatever it took to get out there.

The older congregants nearly blew their tops when the Preacher was doing other things with his time!

I entered the Ministry just after the former pastor had been starved out of the church by the old congregants – because he was doing kind of a Blog in the local Newspaper. No kidding.. doing just what I do – they crucified him buy not giving their money to the church until the church couldn’t pay him anymore. One man had started it and everyone one followed his orders.

Now you add all that our society and community offers today… and my how it has changed. Long Sermons do not work. Sometimes short ones won’t either.

Things like Facebook and all the other Social Networking opportunities meet the need that people have. In fact that they are so depleted by Sunday they are ready for a rest from Social Networking. Why would I go to church to talk to someone that I talk to On-Line – on the computer every day – or even six times a day! At church you get to ‘giggle in person’ and give them the personal ‘LOL’ about the email jokes they have forwarded to you that week – or just before the service.

Now sermon illustrations are coming from emails that were forwarded a thousand times before we got it.

My how times have changed!

Preaching changed too – way before the culture did. It was long and done the way it was for hundreds of years – because Culture dictated an opportunity. Now with the changes again.. I predict that it will change even further.

In fact if you haven’t noticed Church is changing as well.. the need for it… the reason for it… the call for it… and it is sometimes becoming a little bit like the Ford Edsel… big, clumsy, out of date, expensive to run and something to laugh at.

Needles to say we may not be ready for what is about to happen. God is – but we are not!

Hang on – the culture shift is affecting us all.
~ Murray Lincoln ~
http://www.murraylincoln.com/

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Addendum by Murray…
Sermonizing is a huge miracle in the church – where a preacher prepares something he thinks he should say – and the Holy Spirit works in spite of it – and even possibly because of it!

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Sermonizing, Preaching, Speaking, Talking, Persuading, Screeching – Part Two - “The Sunday Sermon – Resilient as…”

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Sermonizing, Preaching, Speaking, Talking, Persuading, Screeching – Part Two

The following essay is from a friend of mine – David Grant. Please read it also in his Blog Listed at the end of this post. This is the 2nd posting in a series.
~ Murray Lincoln ~

“The Sunday Sermon – Resilient as…”
By David Grant

As part of the reformation, there was a significant amount of energy spent in denouncing some man made religious practices that were contrary to Biblical teachings, the most abhorrent being the selling of indulgences: for the right price any sin could be forgiven. The other was the veneration of idols in the image of saints. Those who chose to dismantle those forms of religious gobbledy gook were called iconoclasts and often pointed to the idea of “Sola Scriptura”, ie. the Bible alone should be our only means of determining our beliefs and practices.

Tucked neatly away from the onslaught of dismantling “traditions of man” was the highly valued Sunday sermon. After all, it is rather difficult to denounce the Sunday sermon, by using a sermon to do so. To be fair, there weren't a heck of a lot of options for people to have a chance to hear someone's interpretation of the word. It was virtually impossible for them to read the word as it was so closely guarded by the religious elite. The fear of course was that if people actually knew what was in the word their power base would disappear.

The challenge today is that sermons are not inherently evil and from time to time do serve a purpose. What isn't necessarily useful is creating a religious dependence, especially to the Sunday sermon, that lends itself so easily to becoming an idol in our lives: both for the hearer and the preacher. Add to that, the very real possibility of it being an obstacle to having a meaningful discussion with a non-believer or ex-church goer and it might not even be a kingdom principle. Yikes!!!

Of all Christian practices the Sunday sermon has been placed in a unique position. It is something that is almost always “sold” with no one questioning this practice. Rarely would a person “preach” and not get a salary or an honorarium for doing so. The term honorarium might even have its roots in the religious interpretation of 1 Timothy 5:17 "The elders who direct the affairs of the church well are worthy of double honor, especially those whose work is preaching and teaching." It would have been difficult to gather enough people around him to make a living since there were no church buildings and groups were limited in size to what a house could handle. I doubt if 10-20 people would have thought it was their responsibility to pay for an elder to teach them. (NB: If double honor meant money, I am not aware of any church models that pay ALL of their elders.)

One could volunteer in a myriad of volunteer positions and not expect to receive any monetary compensation. You could literally give 10+ hours a week looking after youth programs, bus ministry, worship leading, teaching Sunday school, caring in the nursery, working on the streets with the homeless, ushering, cell group leader, etc., etc., and not expect or even want payment. You might even be insulted if payment was offered. After all these things are meant to be a gift in appreciation for the gift that Yeshua has so lovingly given.

But when it comes to the value that we place on sermons, and even more pointedly the Sunday sermon, “where our treasure is…”, comes to mind. Buildings are literally built with the express purpose of honoring the place of the sermon. The Bible itself does not even have that much honor given to it. Sure Jesus said some great things but without His words being spoken on Sunday morning, what value do they actually have? Some people can go all week without thinking twice about something Yeshua said, but miss Sunday, only when hell freezes over.

Literally, billions of dollars have been given to the prominence of the Sunday sermon. Just think, sermons are preached every week in places of comfort and even grand design, with the full knowledge by both listeners and preacher that a child dies every 5 seconds of hunger/malnutrition. Ironically, the sermon could even be about caring for widows and orphans.

Most people have not stopped to consider that a sermon is simply a lecture: a method of communicating some information. In that sense, it is no different than a book, an article in a newspaper, a news report on radio, tv or the internet or a recording of some kind. We are comfortable with the medium because our school system taught us to be good listeners. And for those that didn’t like the lecture method in schools, well it’s only an hour each week, and isn’t our Lord worth at least that much of a sacrifice?

What is actually quite odd about this particular methodology is how ineffective it actually is in terms of effectively teaching something. According to David Sousa, How the Brain Learns (2006), determined what we retain after 24 hours of a teaching episode. The findings:

5% of lecture
10% of what we read
20% of what we hear
30% of what we see
50% of what we both see and hear
70% of what we discuss with others
80% of what we experience personally
95% of what we teach to someone else

The book of Hebrews would seem to indicate that all Christians should attain a level of maturity that comes through teaching and not just being listeners. “In fact, though by this time you ought to be teachers, you need someone to teach you the elementary truths of God's word all over again.” Hebrews 5:12 Without any scientific study it seems that it was well known 2,000 years ago that maturity came by being the teacher.

But since the methodology of preaching sermons is so highly regarded as THE “best” way of teaching and this method doesn’t lend itself to the “many” becoming teachers, we end up with preachers who truly know a lot, (teaching really is a fantastic way to learn something) constantly taking centre stage. The result of course is that everyone else feels inadequate to teach and thus ends up simply quoting the preacher. If they want someone to know something the preferred methodology is to take that person to hear a sermon. It doesn’t even matter if the sermon is not pertinent to the individual’s circumstances. That’s the best that could be hoped for. Why take on the responsibility of being accountable for what you taught? It goes without saying that no one can do it as well as the professional preacher. Practice does work.

What is even more remarkable is that we have no Biblical records of the type of preaching that is prevalent today. There’s an Old Testament law that is very insightful as to what needs to be emphasized in the lives of God’s people.
"Then Moses commanded them: "At the end of every seven years, in the year for canceling debts, during the Feast of Tabernacles, when all Israel comes to appear before the LORD your God at the place he will choose, you shall read this law before them in their hearing." Deut. 31:11

It would seem the value wasn’t placed on the hearing of the Law, although that was required to make sure the priests didn't run amuk but rather the value was on putting into practice what was heard. Ironically, even this value got twisted by the Pharisees who put more value on their interpretations than on the actual scriptures. Sound familiar?

Yeshua's longest recorded teaching is the sermon on the mount, Matthew 5-7 (15 minutes) and typically he spoke from 1-5 minutes in real life settings, homes, on the street, etc. (And yes, He did teach from a boat to a crowd on the shore). He often didn't even use scripture but rather told stories and parables. If preachers did that today, they would get fired in a heartbeat. And a lot of His teaching was to correct the faulty interpretations that had been forced on the people. It’s ironic that preachers manage to take a one-minute story from Yeshua like the prodigal son and turn it into a 30-45 minute sermon in order to emphasize their interpretation. And they never even realize that the setting that these stories were spoken in were as important to the message as the story itself.

The challenge with the acceptance of the Sunday sermon as a core religious activity is that it tends to produce passive listeners who are like lambs to the slaughter. There is little/no allowance for discussion and to openly disagree is seen as insidious rebellion. At that point the sermon is no longer in the category of a method but is now an icon with all of the appropriate worship that icons deserve. I mean, I know couples that could have a rip snortin "discussion" on the way to the Sunday sermon, smile beatifically during the sermon, and carry on with the "discussion" when they got back in their car. Maybe not you, but been there, done that. I know families that have been ripped apart over allegiance to the Sunday sermon. If that ain't idolatry, I don't know what is.

When the printing press was invented it was thought by some that the gap between the laity and clergy would have been obliterated, for everyone would be able to read the Word for themselves and have no need of someone teaching them. The resiliency of the Sunday sermon has managed quite nicely to repel that naïve thinking, with dusty Bibles paying hommage to its power.

Today, there is a new battle brewing over the widely accepted need for the Sunday sermon. It actually started a number of years ago with television preachers. They were relegated to Sunday morning shutins, but the VCR managed to make them available anytime. And the need is growing less and less through the wonder of the internet: podcasts, live streaming, facebook, blogs and free downloads of the best preaching of the past century. They can even choose a topic that is of personal interest to them. Hmmm, that would be a novel idea. People are no longer trapped in isolation and can no longer be so easily manipulated about its value. Well, some people anyways.

However, it does have something going for it that the average method doesn’t and this cannot be easily dismissed: religion has managed to deceive people for millennia and it is rare, if not impossible for the emperor’s new clothes to be exposed within the confines of any religious system. There are some very wonderful men and women of God that have dedicated their lives to its ongoing welfare. For without it, it will be difficult to get people to follow their vision and people will be hard pressed to pay for their services without the weekly reminder of how necessary they are. They do the work of listening to the Holy Spirit, they don't want to burden everyone with that particular chore. It really is difficult to get someone to understand something when their job depends on not understanding it.

Has the Sunday sermon produced some good things? Sure. Has it produced some hearers and not doers of the word? Sure. A bible in a hotel room has produced some good things as well. People are funny in that they will give the Sunday sermon credit for producing the good things but will blame the listeners or even the preacher if something bad is produced. What's even crazier is that the listeners often show up looking for answers to specific questions and no sermon can possibly satisfy every question at one time. Perhaps that's what keeps people coming back, maybe in a year their question will be answered.

Thank goodness their personal history will not alter the intent of the preacher's interpretation and cause some silent misunderstanding to take place. Thankfully, they nor the preacher would even know that miscommunication had actually happened. There is no need for messy dialogue and clarification in order to enjoy the sermon. You know the stuff that makes relationships happen. What an incredible time saver.

Are there any scriptural precedents for the centrality and iconic value of the Sunday sermon. NO! None, 0, nada. If we were to try to answer the question of "why" do we need a Sunday sermon, even the famed and oft quoted "forsake not the assembling of yourselves together" is not referring to the Sunday sermon. When asked what does the previous verse say, people usually glaze over even though it is this verse that gives the reason for getting together. "And let us consider how we may spur one another on toward love and good deeds." Heb. 10:24

Could a church group survive without the Sunday sermon? My guess is that the group would not consider the question. Their identity is as wrapped up in the ritual as they are in Yeshua. And perhaps even Yeshua would take second place.

The one thing that the Sunday sermon is very good at is getting people to come back to listen to another one next week. This is in spite of the fact that they usually can’t remember past Sunday dinner what had been spoken that morning. Talk about resilient. This thing will give a cockroach a run for its money.
~ David Grant ~
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Addendum by Murray…
Sermonizing is a huge miracle in the church – where a preacher prepares something he thinks he should say – and the Holy Spirit works in spite of it – and even possibly because of it!

~ Murray Lincoln ~
http://www.murraylincoln.com/

Source:
http://davidagrant.blogspot.com/2010/01/resilient-sunday-sermon.html