Thursday, April 14, 2011

Politics and the Two Fat Naked Guys letting it fly

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Politics and the Two Fat Naked Guys letting it fly

I never heard such cursing for a long time! I entered the Men’s Locker Room at the Gym and two guys were unloading their political frustration. They had listened to the English debate between Canada’s four Leaders and these guys were real angry.

“Every politician is a ^&* %$#@ Liar! I will never trust any of those &^*%#@$%$()*&^#$#!!!! I don’t believe anything they say. As for (naming one of the candidates…” he was more profane than with the others. This dude was mad. He was naked and struggling to find his underwear. The other guy he was talking to was getting his bathing suit on and he was naked as well.

Fat and ugly men discussing politics in an angry way – both being completely naked – just kind of puts a new spin on everything.

I watched the French Language Debate last night, after watching the English Language Debate the night before. My mind feels that is constipated and I need a good bowel movement of my thinking… something that will dislodge the foul stuff locked up inside my head after listening to the Top Leaders in Canada hack and attack each other.

My two naked friends were not so calm about it all. They were simply letting it all hang out as they spewed what they thought of the choices were locally and nationally.

Suddenly, Mr. Jean Chrétien’s name came up and it was pronounced that he was the biggest crook of all. And that he stole more money along with the Liberal Party of Canada… Yikes. I don’t think that guy was Liberal.

In Canada we are all suffering from way too much “Bull” being spread out over the country side with Radio and TV Ads being aired over and over again. I think that is causing my mental constipation. In fact I know it!!

I find humour as my major escape mode from all of it.

Last night Monsieur Gilles Ducepe was highly agitated was he addressed Mr. Stephen Harper. “Look at me when you answer my question!” Harper turned to the camera and talked to me instead – calmly and steadily while Gilles was shaking his head.

A Debate presents ideas that the audience will consider… it doesn’t just show off a staged show of four people fighting. Where were these guys when we learned to debate in High School?

Harper scored points… and lost the other guys. But he also clearly showed that he was not listening to those that talked to him or asked him questions. But we knew that way before the call for an election. He clearly and rarely listens to any one – he is in his “Father Knows Best” role. Give him an Oscar or a Beaver of whatever. Great Job Mr. Harper!!!

The two naked men continued to talk loudly. There were six of us listening to the two. No one would dare say anything. Having a mad, Naked man waddle up to you with private parts coming at you is rather intimidating to say the least.

Come to think of it… if the four leaders were disrobe and get down and get naked… then go at it… hand over fist… it might make a difference for sure!

Hmmm!

Note to self: Change times at the Gym… when fat Dude One and Fat Dude Two are in the pool. The Locker Room is a dangerous place to say the least!!!

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