Sunday, April 17, 2011

DON’T VOTE FOR IDIOTS!

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Today’s Blog Post


DON’T VOTE FOR IDIOTS!
So what are your election issues?

In Canada our different Political Leaders are telling me what they will do if they are elected to the Government of Canada. They are making promises that are far and wide… and if they are kept they will cost me a bundle in more taxes.

How do I know? Well it is simple. In my family I can promise my wife that I will take her to the Caribbean this next year for a trip of a life time. We will be there for three moths, all expenses paid and we can do anything we like!

Sounds good doesn’t it. I just bet she will love me even more than she does now if I give her all that! Right?

BUT who is going to pay for it? After the trip is over who will be able to pay off a three month holiday with all expenses paid while on the holiday?

I can guess accurately now… I will… or rather WE WILL! The wonderful trip that she will be taking with me, the one that will get her hopes up and her imagination running wild… will be coming out of our future pocket book… and our house equity and our future shriveling pension!

DUH! Does the politician think that I am dumb or something – what they promise I will pay!?

It is like “Come one out for dinner with me tonight… I know this wonderful restaurant… it is super!” We get there and I will have you pay… because I forgot my wallet… or think that because you had so much fun… you will be delighted to pay.

My needs are simple now…
* My house taxes are rising way faster than my income… which is not going to rise at all…
* My cost for home heating is about to gallop upward again… and my income isn’t…
* My electrical costs are about to sky rocket as well… all the time the heads of the electrical services are being paid obscene salaries!!!
* The price of gasoline at the Fuel Pumps is now over $1.32 a litre locally… and going higher… I will be walking to my doctor’s appointments… and if the ambulance comes I will not be able to pay the Ambulance Bill after I get home…

Now that is a fairly simple list if you ask me. But no politician seem to give a Ding Dong about my problems. They want me to think that what they are promising to do after elected is going to help… CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

One good thing is that being older now… I can bet on one thing… I may die soon… then I will not have to worry. And if I obsess too much about it I may die sooner with a gasket blown.

The only problem is that there will be one less tax payer… one is not a problem for them.

Some how I need to let some one know that if they want my vote... they need me to be alive and well… having enough money to live on so I can pay the crazy bills that are coming my way.

The $1.32 a litre could be about 65 Cents if they took off the Tax at the Pump.

And in the other areas of my concern there are dozens of hidden taxes.

Last night I bought one more litre of latex paint. They slapped another environmental tax on that can… on top of the GST – PST which is now the HST.

I do have one idea that every politician should consider. It will work. Every party would be completely in favour I am sure.

It is the TIA Tax. Plain and simple.. and very easy to work.

TIA stands for TAKE IT ALL.

That is my Sunday Morning bit of Inspiration for everyone.

TIA will be easier than this one bite at a time until there is nothing left.

Then with TIA – they can PIA!!!!

PIA is Pay It All.

Right now they are promising with these election promises that they are going to do just that. So we can deduce from that they will actually be doing just that Taking It All – in order to pay it all!

I am proposing one further thing… DVFI.

What is DVFI? Well that is simple. DON’T VOTE FOR IDIOTS!

There I feel better. I have poured it all out… let it all fly. Now they can come back to me with the Democratic Guilt trip… you know, “There are lot of people in the middle east that would love to be able to vote!”

Sure… sure… and I believed my parents when I was little… “Clean up you plate… eat it all… remember the starving children in China!”

I ate it all and kept eating it all until I have a weight problem.

I lived in China and the kids eat okay.

I vote in Canada … and I still see stupidity at very important levels of my leadership of the Government!

~ Murray Lincoln ~
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