These BLOGS are sponsored by my businesses.
“Misty Hollow
Carving” was launched in
October 2008
Misty Hollow Digital Images was
launched on September 26, 2012.
“Crop Circles’ Web Site” where all
my images are available.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* *
"Lisa Riley"
Three
Cheers for Fat People – they are my Happy Friends
Every
single friend of mine is fat! Now that statement
covers them all. From this minute on I am not singling one person out so that
they are offended. I have offended the whole lot with seven words and an
exclamation mark. There it is done.
But
today I can also say with some greater confidence that it is better to be FAT
than skinny. There are a number of reasons for that statement.
The
number one thought that came to my mind when I started down the road towards
writing this piece is something my Dad told me over and over again. He said, “Murray
you need to marry a Fat Woman. In the
winter she will keep you warm and in the summer she will keep you shaded.”
Mind
you his statement came from a time when most men were thin as a rake, the Post
Second World War. My Dad and his
friends/co-workers all had to walk to work… and work longer hours. So maybe the
idea that you needed a Fat Woman was a simple practical one.
My
wife Alida, at that time my girlfriend, thought my Dad’s statements rather odd.
She had no intention of getting fat to make me happy.
But
here today is some scientific fact or information that has been gleaned by news
studies done. It is proof positive that Fat
is Good… not only for women but for men.
Are you ready for this?
FAT
PEOPLE ARE HAPPIER!
In
an article entitled, “Fat people really ARE more jolly - because their genes
mean they're less likely to get depressed”, Amanda Williams reports
this amazing finding at the McMaster’s University.
These
scientists have discovered that the same gene that makes or helps people to be
fat – something called FTO – also makes people jolly.
Hey
Christmas is coming, so is ‘Jolly Old Saint Nick’ – Skinny Santa’s are not the
Happy Guys… they apparently can be depressed more often that Fat Santas.
Tada! There is your Wednesday Morning
revelation! If you are Fat – you likely
laugh more often than that Skinny Person next to you at the Donut Shop. The Skinny one is envious of what you have…
and are trying to eat themselves into your state of good old fun.
Now
think about it… you don’t feel so good today… what is the one thing that you
would love to have at that moment… FOOD – right? And if you really know what is good for you –
CHOCOLATE FOOD smeared with other good stuff to make you happy and healthy!
There
you have it! Eat and stay happy. Don’t eat and you will look good on a
magazine cover – in your mind… but you really are likely to be depressed and a
miserable person to live with. AND YOU CANNOT KEEP ANYONE WARM IN THE WINTER –
NOR SHADED IN THE SUMMER!!!
Lisa
Riley is my new heroine. She can give
James Bond a run for his money any day. Lisa Riley has recently said she is a 'big, really happy girl who is
lucky enough to be confident in her own skin'.
Way to go Lisa!
You rock and are very funny to boot. You are my poster girl now.
Now that you have locked this very positive
thought deeply inside… or maybe are sitting there thinking how this information
will help you… smile. Way down, deep inside
you are starting to feel better – right?
You can now go get in the shower and state loudly, “It is GOOD TO BE
FAT! Wahoo.”
I am so glad that I made your day. And today I am going to celebrate with a ‘Salted
Caramel Mocha’ in the super large size.
Every single part of that drinks name is happy!!! And an alternate
choice is the Chocolate Brownie with it!!
So today… here is to Fat Friends that help keep
me happy! You are something else… in fact
you are a couple of something else-s – and I love you the way you are!
~ Murray Lincoln ~
For your inspection
To help me promote my Web Site
please copy this URL address and email to someone today http://www.murraylincoln.com/ and http://mistyhollow-digitalimages.blogspot.ca/
References:
No comments:
Post a Comment