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Today’s Blog Post


Boxing Day Offers that are almost hard to believe

Whoah! Checking my emails just awhile ago I found out that I need to rush over to Chapters bookstore early today in that it is the Boxing Day Annual Sale and there is a 30% off all hard cover books! That is a lot of moola!

Now Chapters folks are a cagey bunch to say the least in that when Murray Lincoln comes through the door he usually looks at everything and then buys something that he doesn’t need right now… or just buys something he wants or needs… and with a sale going on… there is more excitement than my potentially heightened ADHA or ADS life can handle.

Now to balance it all out I need to get more computer work done soon in that an anti virus – anti spy ware program is expiring in these few days.

Then I did another check just in case some of my emails go to the SPAM Box in my GMAIL Account by mistake … I click into that box as well… and sure enough I found some that shouldn’t be there.

But while in there I also found that the following is possible… or a potential for me. Remembering that I am 66 years old and a male… here goes…
Quote…
John Jason advised me to call a lawyer to get a trust fund set up because if I listened to his offer I … “This "system" is so simple yet so powerful because not only does it earn you $1,325 per day on autopilot, but it is so easy that a someone with no clue can use. All you do is. 1 - Push a Button. 2 - Tell the software how you would like to get paid. 3 - Collect checks in the mail (or direct deposit) – End Quote

(Now that sounds great on Boxing Day after I have spent way too much on my grandkids… and everyone else that we bought for in the weeks before Christmas!)

Martha Ladonna has advised me that she has a deal for me… Quote “Cheap Viagra Pills start from $1.85 each… 30 pills for $78 – 270 Pills for $499 – and order more products to get free Regular Airmail shipping. End Quote

(Now I am assuming that she has collected the fact that I am 66 years old with a lessening desire for sex… being that this has happened to many men over 66 in studies shown… or at least the desire is there but other stuff isn’t… BUT it is the warning that you can get massive headaches and a potential 4 hour long – prolonged medical emergencies with the use of the product – THAT TURNS OFF MOST MEN I KNOW!)

READING a GOOD Book makes more sense – Chapters offer looks better all the time!

But someone I must know has sent Johnson Tetteh my way… with this offer… Quote…
“I feel quite safe dealing with you having gone through your remarkable profile on the internet, I am Johnson Tetteh,a Ghanaian born in the Greater Accra Region of Ghana on Sept,1955.A customer of ours who may relate to you (perhaps) from your country died two years ago with a hearth condition leaving behind an amount of (USD3,700,000.00) in the Security Company here where I work as a General Manager. Till date nobody has come forward or put application for the claim.

During the company's private search recently for the late gentle man relatives your name and email contact was among the findings that matches the same surname as the deceased (name WITHELD for security reason) who died interstate with no Will or next of kin. To maintain the level of security required I have intentionally left out the final details.

I urge you to come forward since I can provide you with the details needed for you to claim the amount so that I can be gratify by you, in this way 35% for you and 65% for me and my colleagues that will do all the crucial part in the company to have the claim release to you promptly.

To affirm your willingness and cooperation,please do so by replying me at my private email; (Johnson’s email here), your FULL NAME, DATE OF BIRTH, TELEPHONE NUMBER, FAX NUMBER, PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS AND POSTAL ADDRESS.

I do expect your prompt response
Johnson Tetteh
End Quote

(Hokey Mokey… a relative of mine was somehow in West Africa – or some where that Johnson works… died of a heart attack and there is a bucket of money available for me! In fact as indicated there is USD3,700,000.00 of which Johnson intends to keep 65% and I would only get 35%. Does Johnson think I am a fool? The relative that is dead is MY RELATIVE – not his… I am going to use the Lawyer that I hired for the first offer to fight this Johnson character and he will get the 35% and I will get the 65%! You can’t fool this Canadian!)

Then Miss Marian David wrote… quote…
Hello My Dear, This mail might come to you as a spam due to poor network connection of this place I am writing from, but is highly respectfully yours.

I am writing this mail to you with tears and sorrow from my heart, i know that this mail might come to you as a surprise because you don't know me, but due to unsolicited nature of my situation here i decided to contact you for help, please bear with me,

My Name is Miss Marian David, 23 years old Girl an orphan from Sudan, My late father was the Deputy General Manager with CNPC Oil Company at Khartoum refinery in Southern Sudan Mr. David Williams and was killed alongside with my beloved mother during the last crisis in my country when Janjaweed militant came to our house, and that was what sent me away from my country as i made escape only by God's special grace,
You can read more about my country.

After the death of my Beloved Father my Step Mother along with my Uncles tame together and sold every thing that my late father had and share the money within themselves, One early morning as i was cleaning my father’s room i found a file containing some important documents recording that my beloved late father deposited the sum of $8.200, 000 Eight Million Two Hundred Thousand Dollars in a bank in Burkina Faso. Which my names appear as the next of kin,

I travelled to Burkina Faso so that i can withdraw the money for a better life for me and for my younger Brother, But the Branch manager whom i met in person told me that my status here in Burkina Faso can not allow me to clam the money as a refugee, but he advice me to look for a honest and reliable person that will represent me as my trustee so that the will release the money to me, Actually in search of an honest and reliable person who will assist me withdraw the money and invest it, i have chosen to contact you after my prayers and i believe you will not try to cheat me but rather take me as your own people.

Though you may wonder why i am so soon giving in to you without seeing you, well i will say that my instincts still tells that you could be true to me. Briefly, I will like to disclose much to you if you will assist me relocate to your country with the substance that i inherited from my parent which i will like to invest in your country into any lucrative business venture which you are to advise and execute seeing that i have no business experience for now.

However, I shall forward to you with the necessary information on confirmation of your acceptance to assist me for the transfer and investment of the fund. As you manage the money in any investment, and i will like to complete my studies, as i was in my fist year in the university, when the crisis started. It is my intention to compensate you with 20% of the Total money for your services and the balance shall be my investment capital.

This is the reason why i decided to contact you, please all communications should be through this email address only for confidential purposes. As soon as i receive your positive response showing your interest i will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction. Awaiting your urgent and positive response.

Please do keep this only to your self please i beg you not to disclose it till i come over, once the fund has been transferred i will send you my picture in my next mail. With due respect, I am pleading that you help me, i am giving all this detailed information with every transparency believing that you will have a clear picture of the base of help i need from you.

I hope to hear from you soon, May truth and love be the guiding word in my refuge.
Sincerely yours,

Miss Marian David.
End Quote

(SHEESH – she sounds like a Good Christian Girl – how did she know that I started a Wood Carving business two years ago… and that we had a recession that kind of knocked me a little… and that an investor that could place “$8.200, 000 Eight Million Two Hundred Thousand Dollars” into my Bank Account would be an answer from God Himself?

I could promise her that every last dollar would be used in supporting myself so that the wood carving could on and on… I would take care of my body(by going to Arizona regularly) and soul(by going to church wherever I am) and mind(and going to Chapters for all their great stuff that would be on sale making the $8 Million go further!)

But this one was one of the best offers to date… are you ready?

Mrs. Jessica Williams wrote… quote…
We are accepting applications for qualified individuals to become mystery shoppers. It's fun and rewarding.There is no charge to becomea shopper and you do not need previous experience and you would be paid $200 for every duty you carryout,

JOB DESCRIPTION:

1. You will receive funding for the assignment.
2. You will receive the Instruction for your assignment via email on the location and details of the assignment.
3. You are to complete the assignment as fast and discreetly as possible.
4. You will be asked to visit a business location to conduct business be it a restaurant, shopping store etc.

PAYMENT TERMS:

You will receive a flat sum of $200 per assignment. The company will furnish you with all expense needed for the assignment and any other expense incurred during the course of executing your assignment.

Note: You are to follow all instructions given to you to the fullest. KINDLY SEND YOUR INFORMATION BELOW TO PROCEED ON FIRST ASSIGNMENT TO…
End quote.

(My merriment can continue… I can shop and eat and do stuff until I drop and they will pay me $200 bucks each time I do it! PLUS they pay for whatever I buy or spend in that restaurant that day! No kidding… on a fixed income that I have this is too good to be true!)

Whoah… Murray Lincoln – are you nuts? No one will ever believe what you have found in you Spam Box of GMAIL! Probably not… that is why I am so “chosen” and so ready to make some money… specially on Boxing Day after Christmas…

I do seriously need that Anti Virus – Anti Spyware – Anti Junk Mail program.

~ Murray Lincoln ~
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